The striptease tie that never quite made it to Sky Sports

1 February 2011

Thanks to Richard Keys and Andy Gray, sexism has never been bigger than it is right now, and if the boys had somehow clung on to their Sky Sports jobs, we’re certain they’d have been sporting these fashionable ties by the end of the season. In 3D, naturally.


By day, the beautiful lady on the tie delights one and all – but by night, when darkness falls, she gets her kit off and we can all get a good look at her undercrackers. Okay, it’s from 1947, but things haven’t changed THAT much have they?

Of course, the big question is - would you smash it? Of course you would. You’d totally smash it.

[Boing Boing]


  • Billy
    Just imagine if they made a sock version.
  • Nob
    I bought a tie on a school trip to Paris in about 1980 which looks like a normal tie from the front, but turn it around and open it up (it was not fully stitched like a normal tie) and there was a picture of a lady showing her lady bits.
  • Marjory W.
    This is totally disgusting and has set womenhood back by at least 3 weeks.
  • postman p.
    asphixiwank anyone?

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