The striptease tie that never quite made it to Sky Sports
Thanks to Richard Keys and Andy Gray, sexism has never been bigger than it is right now, and if the boys had somehow clung on to their Sky Sports jobs, we’re certain they’d have been sporting these fashionable ties by the end of the season. In 3D, naturally.
By day, the beautiful lady on the tie delights one and all – but by night, when darkness falls, she gets her kit off and we can all get a good look at her undercrackers. Okay, it’s from 1947, but things haven’t changed THAT much have they?
Of course, the big question is - would you smash it? Of course you would. You’d totally smash it.