The scratch-proof glasses you could eat your dinner off
If you’re a four-eyed spectacles wearer, you’ll know that the only thing more infuriating than being called ‘four-eyed’ by some smarmy oaf on a blog is the nightmare of getting your lenses scratched when you put them down on a hard surface.
Buy fireworks and take a half-day off work to detonate them because those days are as over as Gary Glitter’s recording career. That’s thanks to these scratch-proof glasses that have appeared on the I New Idea blog – a veritable home of innovation.
Rather than develop some pioneering new lenses that cannot be tarnished by anything, the whizz kids behind this product have put some little legs on the spectacles, allowing you to stand them up when you’re not using them. Genius! They look like a little picnic table! Double genius!
Sure, you might go boss-eyed as your peepers are inextricably drawn towards the legs at either side of your field of vision but AT LEAST YOUR GLASSES WON’T GET SCRATCHED.
The site is a veritable playground of bonkers products and we suspect we’ll be back there for more sooner rather than later. Once our ravaged eyes have sorted themselves out.
[via Oh Gizmo]