The Potty Putter - have a number two after a hole in one
Spend too much time on the toilet reading the Daily Sport or texting the mistress in Shanghai, and sooner or later you'll develop a bad case of arse grapes. So we cannot under any circumstance recommend you take up golf while dropping off the kids at the pool:
It's wrong in more ways than we care to count. Ladies, if you start dating a gent and find one of these in his bathroom, run away. Quickly.