The Manket - because you want to stay in bed, but go to work

6 January 2010

Please answer these three simple questions:

  • Are you a man?
  • Do you need to get out bed, but would rather stay in it?
  • Are your feet as long as your femur?

If you answered YES to all three, congratulations! You qualify for today's special offer - a MANKET:

Bitterwallet - the Manket

[PictureIsUnrelated.com] thanks to Bitterwallet reader Emma

5 comments

  • Nobby
    At last, you can have a wank on the tube, and no-one need know. Although surely the selk style bags are better, since they have arms in them. With this crazy japanese one, you cannot put your shoes on without undoing the sleeping bag to access your arms, so unless you have yeti fur on your feet, they will freeze.
  • Nobby
    http://www.lippiselkbag.co.uk/
  • Chris
    Even better, a bit of paint and you've got the ideal Silent Hill 2 halloween costume.
  • Joff
    Thanks Nobby, my life has been improved with the new awareness of the selk bag!
  • raptorcigs
    LMFAO SO MUCH I CRIED AND NEARLY CHOKED ON MI YEWMANZ

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