The Invention That Is Bog-Standard Genius
Give thanks to American citizen Johnny Henry, for he is the inventor of the one thing that decadent Western society is almost certainly lacking – it’s the vibrating toilet seat.
And why not? We all like those vibrating relaxation chairs that are in every shopping centre, so why shouldn’t we recreate that same woozy sensation while we’re cutting off Bungle’s fingers every morning?
“I wanted to create something that is a little unusual,” says Johnny. “This invention is designed to stimulate. It’s to make you feel good while you are there.”
Maybe version 2.0 could incorporate some piped music as well? How about ‘Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bay’ or ‘Good Vibrations?’