The home that rocks - it's a cave, man!
Got no money? Kids eating one another's limbs to survive? Having to whore your tuppence to sailors and middle-aged sales executives? No problem! Go live in a cave!
Everyone's doing it - the Indians of In-Ko-Pah, King Robert the Bruce, Stig of the Dump. All you need is a cave and hey presto! You have a house!
Except. Wait. Oh. The family who bought this cave in Missouri can no longer afford the mortgage payments because of the recession. Yes, if you live in the US they'll even give you a mortgage for a cave, which is primarily the reason we're in a recession. If you want it (it's finished now), it's yours for £300,000 $300,000. For a cave. Brilliant.