The greatest eBay item of all time...?

The title of the listing tells you everything you need to know - 'Taxidermy: Wild Grey Super Squirrel'. Start the bidding at £14.99...

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  • Alex
    *puts on watch list
  • Jeremy M.
    Hahaha that's too awesome!
  • Mike H.
    The squirrel looks like to be blessed as a super hero is a burden? Either that or he's just taking a shit?
  • thingonaspring
    haven't they been selling these for a good few years now?
  • bchirpy
  • Alvin
    Fuckin squirrels. I was the one that gutted him in a cage fight. Who's next?
  • A F.
    No penis, no anus, no sale
  • Taline
    I'm left speechless on this one! :)
  • PokeHimPete
    How much commission are you getting off this BW?
  • thingonaspring
    As I thought, first ebayer feedback for a "super squirrel" is from 27-Jan-07, been selling taxidermy since a couple of years before that, but before ebay started leaving the description on feedback. Knew these had been around for years, but watch the prices rocket now if it's going viral at the moment...
  • Aunt S.
    You know your life is going off the rails when you're fitting zips on dead animals.
  • Bazinga
    They don't have opposable thumbs to be able to use a zip?
  • Mike H.
    The zips big enough, and the 'claws' small enogh to grasp and zip/un-zip without the need for opposable thumbs.
  • Dick
    > You know your life is going off the rails when you’re fitting zips on dead animals. I know someone that would like a zip fitted on a live fox.
  • Numpty D.
    Pass me the sellotape, this one's split

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