The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff courtesy of HotUKDeals

810894_1Throw ALL of your money in the bin or down the toilet – that’s because we’re concentrating solely on freebies now. That’s right, it’s our regular peep at all the ace stuff you can get for nowt, and it’s all thanks to HotUKDeals...

FREE ONLINE PRESENCE FOR YOUR BUSINESS: If you don’t have a business, start one and get it online. You could be the next Lord Sir Alan Sugar...

FREE DISNEY REWARD POINTS: 50 of them to be precise. Five-oh. No, we’re not sure either.

FREE MOUTHWASH: From Dentyl Active (pictured). Throw it in your gob and watch your popularity soar. Or something.

FREE EBOOKS: From a couple of different sources – and also the imposing-sounding Project Gutenberg.

FREE MOTORCYCLE TRIAL: Perfect during the cold snap – get yourself on a motorbike for the first time in what’s left of your life.

FREE HOME SECURITY FOR THE OLD FOLKS: Door chains, window locks and smoke alarms for your over-60s of choice.

FREE CATFOOD: A 400g trial bag of Royal Canin. It’s got the word ‘royal’ in the name so that means the Queen eats it.

FREE MULLED WINE CANDLE: Get in the festive way of thinking with this, from Airwick.

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  • stavros
    the water board have just been on the blower wanting to know which arsehole told my special needs flatmate to flush his penny collection down the shitter. i gave them your number

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