The golden coin machine that could make you rich... eventually
Throw away your magic beans forever and forget about your incredible ability to chew pennies and shit out ten pound notes. Here is a gizmo that will change your life forever (in these trying economic times)
It’s a Golden Coin Maker, and although we’re not completely sure about how it works, the gist seems to be that you can put melted chocolate into it and it’ll somehow turn it into pure gold.
Of course, there’s an initial outlay for the equipment itself but it’ll soon pay for itself once you’ve put in a few months of solid gold coin making...
(thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Joanne)