The Daniel Craig lolly - sorry, but it sucks
They’ve kind of ruined it by launching this (pic, left) – the fully-lickable Daniel Craig ice lolly (which technically isn’t even an ice cream and therefore shouldn’t be within a country mile of National Ice Cream Week.)
Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies canvassed 1,000 British women, asking them which male celeb they’d like to get their gob around, and the outright winner was Mr James Bond himself, Daniel Craig. So here he is – available this week only in blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry flavours.
Don’t tell the ladies (and the gays, we must never forget the gays) but the Daniel Craig lolly doesn’t really look anything like Daniel Craig. We don’t care how lickable it is, because as we have proved (pic, right) this thing is essentially the body of an Action Man with the head of footballing legend Stanley Matthews. Ugh.