The CString - as sexy as losing your hand in a threshing machine?
There's every chance we've covered this freakish apparel before - it looks like the sort of seedy crap we do on an increasingly frequent basis. Behold the CString, perhaps the most unnecessary under-garment conceived since 1903, when Dr Windermere Jessop first wore his duck-filled pajamas.
What's it good for, aside from looking like you're wearing ear warmers around your tuppence? "Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom." We asked for a lady's view of the CString - Emma in the DealSpwn office said it if she wanted a clamp fitting to her tuppence, she'd have sat on double yellow lines in Ealing.
Not everyone is happy, however - take Becky Romero in Chicago: "Since I only slightly trim myself down below, I do wish it was a little wider at the top. But obviously that's only a small issue and only at the beach or poolside. Trimming just a little more solves that anyway." Those of you with long-haired growlers - you've been warned.