The crocodile dress that's a bit of a growler
Men/lesbians - if you’re out in the beer bars and discothèques of your local area over the coming weekend and you come across a woman dressed in this particular piece of finery, you might be well advised to spill a drink on yourself, make your excuses and head for home.
It’s a disturbing little Top Shop number called ‘Crocodile Print Dress by Christopher Kane’ but to us it screams “Graaaah! I’m a right proper mentalist me, and what’s more my mimsy has got teeth! Big sharp teeth!’
Over at The Consumerist, they’ve pondered it all a little bit deeper, and claim that it’s an example of Vagina Dentata, the classic fear of men’s fear of sex, or as Sigmund Freud might have more precisely described it: “the guy's fear of having his wing-wang bitten off by the lady’s hoo-ha during the sacred act of Yankee Doodle.”
They could be wrong, they could be right, but we’re only certain of one thing – you wouldn’t feed it without putting an extremely strong pair of gloves on first.