The burger that looks like a biology lesson
Sweet muscualr Jesus. It resembles a sex education film, but it's actually a movie of a takeaway burger. Avid Bitterwallet Consumerist reader Andrew got his meal home to discover the chef had cooked his burger merely by breathing on it for a number of seconds.
Andrew received a gift voucher for his troubles but, in a manner typical of a mewling Englishman rather than a non-nonsense Yank, he got his wife to phone the restaurant and complain on his behalf: