The breast drink for kids, hilarity ensues

It doesn't appear to have been what Unibev had in mind in their initial draft of the packaging for this juice drink, but the final version is causing a vague and ill-defined sense of mirth amongst immature teenagers and Bitterwallet readers alike, such as avid reader Al:

Bitterwallet - I'd like to suck on a Boobee, please

Don't blame the kids when they think it's hilarious to ask to suck on a Boobee, Mum - blame the four year-olds in the marketing department who think they're on to a PR-tastic, column inches-grabbing winner.


  • Tesh
    I love a good boobee :)
  • kfcws
    Been available for years.... Kwik Save used to stock it, and how many years ago did they go bust?
  • Alan
    Yeah, this has been out for yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaars. Farmfoods stock the stuff. It has a strange straw with it too!
  • -]
    If it is anything like the boobees I saw in liverpool years back then the straw is attached to the top of the boob. As it is merseyside, they only had orange ones.
  • blagga
    yes, but you did manage to place the words "column" and "inches" right next to each other.. *fans himself*
  • amina
    there's a energy drink called pussy

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