The Bitterwallet giveaway is over - but who won?

17 September 2009

Corrie_WinnerIt gives us great pleasure to announce the winner of the Bitterwallet Huge Massive Tremendous Big Enormous Huge Prize Giveaway that we ran recently.

One lucky bastard will be getting this lot plonked on his doorstep in the near future…

That lucky bastard is Andy Cook of Boston, Lincs. Well done Andy; see if you can engineer a way to use all the stuff at once and send us a pic.

To the rest of you, thanks for entering and subscribing to Bitterwallet. But first is everything, second is nowhere, and you’re all a pack of LOSERS.

Watch this space – there’ll be another competition along soon…

20 comments

  • Andy B.
    They're mine, all mine! I'm going to dress like a cowboy in the Blue Oyster Bar and ride myself senseless to The Take! ... BTW, are there any boobs in it? Thanks guys!
  • Gary
    Thanks for letting us know... now we can all unsubscribe from the stupid emails!!
  • Tom P.
    This is a bit like those twats at The Gadget Show, giving zillions of prizes to one person, instead of spreading happiness among many....btw, i'm not a sore loser!!!!
  • Tom P.
    And who's that chick holding the sign in the picture. Any chance of half hour with her as a consolation?
  • Andy B.
    Tom, don't feel so bad I was at least hoping for a Wii or PS3 ... I'll let you share the data link cable if you like but you ain't riding my horse!
  • Mark (.
    Will the next prize pack actually have decent prizes in it?
  • Biscuit
    Lucky to win the prize, unlucky to live in Boston.
  • Amanda H.
    I didnt enter, so Im not a LEEEWWWWWWSIIIIEEEEIIIRRRRRRRR In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables, dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose, kill the headlights and put it in neutral, stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control, baby's in Reno with the vitamin D, got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat, someone came sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt, don't believe everything that you breathe, you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve, so shave your face with some mace in the dark, saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park, yo, cut it Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me, double barrel buckshot, Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
  • zeddy
    @Tom p: Meh! She's too skinny. I need some cushin for the pushin. *click* Ah! Unsubscribed from this pile.
  • zeddy
    Oh! Wait, how long is shortly for the next comp and do I need to stay subscribed?
  • moneysavingexpert
    Please send me BW's letterbox.so I can shit through it
  • andy y.
    I leave in Boston really
  • andy y.
    where I could spell
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. I have information, on good authority, that Andy Cook of Boston is the LOVE CHILD of Andy Dawson. So, this "Bitterwallet Huge Massive Tremendous Big Enormous Huge Prize Giveaway" is a big fat scam to keep it in the family.
  • Martin L.
    this site is rubbish
    • Andy D.
      You are.
  • Timbo
    Click :-(
  • Gaz
    Andy are you a Mackem? You have a Mackem undertone. Whatever that means.
  • I c.
    Can I have a refund?
  • Amanda H.
    You cant get refunds on imaginary competitions. silly.

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