The Bitterwallet Christmas Box: Gift 8 - Fight Club soap
You might like this – it’s Fight Club soap as featured in the film of the same name. It’s been made real by ‘fictional product actualisers’ (our terminology, not theirs) Omni Consumer Products, and is said to contain ‘electrolytes, caffeine and punching’ (their words, not ours) as opposed to the liposuctioned fat of rich ladies that the film version of the soap was made from. Infinitely more appealing.
Other items in the actualized fictional product range of Omni Consumer Products (from Robocop) include Sex Panther cologne (Anchorman) and Stay Puft marshmallows (Ghostbusters) – there’s an interview with company founder Pete Hottelet here, where he’ll hopefully explain why he can’t come up with his own products.