The Bitterwallet Christmas Box: Gift 7 - the Jimmy Choo coffee cup sleeve

As we all know by now, times are hard and there’s precious little room for extravagance in the lives of any of us. But if you want to make a small exception for one of these, we’ll gladly turn a blind eye.

If you’re anything like us, you’re probably never happy with the corrugated cardboard sleeves that you get around your take-out coffee and stop your hand from melting. It’d be so much better if you could have your own wouldn’t it? Like this…


Yes, it’s the Jimmy Choo Rika croc-effect leather coffee cup sleeve. Hand it to the barista in Starbucks as you place your order and you need never touch those silly corrugated cardboard sleeves again. And IMAGINE the looks you’ll get from your fellow humans! Only £95. Get among it, eh?


  • Jeremy C.
    People who buy this should be taken out and shot in front of their families...
  • PokeHerPete
    Jeremy, I am offended by your comment. It is something like Gadaffi would say.
  • Tweedskin
    I hope every coffee chain makes their cups wider (and shorter if need be) to render this piece of crap useless.
  • James
    you'd clearly forget and chuck it in the bin...then be left rummagin around the trash for your cup!
  • Phil
    Hmm - That jimmy choo logo looks the rear end of a bullet. It kinda makes sense as I'm sure someone using this will be fired upon.
  • Dick
    Who gives a fuck if their PA's hand gets a bit hot as they carry their boss's coffee back to the office?
  • Mike H.
    If you're in Starbucks, they know you're a twat anyway, no ammount of accessories is going to make them think you're even more of a cunt.
  • Richard
    I... kinda like it...? :-P
  • Monique
    My P.A. got for Secret Santa a pair of oven mittens so he doesn't burn his hand when he brings me my morning coffee... I do care about him.
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