The Bitterwallet Christmas Box: Gift 3 – hairy stairs

4 November 2011

If you’re looking for a ‘quirky’ Christmas gift, why not surprise the one you love and possibly even make them question everything they ever thought they believed in with this – hair for stairs.

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Carefully constructed from somewhere between ten and a million wigs, your staircase could become a thick, lustrous mass of hair instead of that boring old carpet that you’ve probably got on there now. It looks as though it could be potentially lethal mind you, but let’s not get bogged down in health and safety issues at this point.

If the ailing Carpetright were to start flogging these, we’re adamant that they would reverse their flagging fortunes in an instant. There were so many opportunities for puns in this story but there would have been hell toupée if we’d gone down that root.

7 comments

  • PokeHerPete
    They shouldve focused on painting first!
  • Tweedskin
    Slip on that and they'll be hell toupee.....
  • Dick
    @Pete - It's an art installation by artists. So don't expect them to be able to paint.
  • Emma
    My jaw actually dropped. That doesn't happen very often when viewing internet madness.
  • Alex
    Its a bit silence of the lambs
  • TechLogon
    What a hair brained idea. Looks like an episode of Through The Keyhole chez Cheryl Cole...
  • willy e.
    Looks to me like they forgot to include amy shitehouses hairpiece when they buried her!

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