The Bitterwallet Christmas Box: Gift 3 – hairy stairs
If you’re looking for a ‘quirky’ Christmas gift, why not surprise the one you love and possibly even make them question everything they ever thought they believed in with this – hair for stairs.
Carefully constructed from somewhere between ten and a million wigs, your staircase could become a thick, lustrous mass of hair instead of that boring old carpet that you’ve probably got on there now. It looks as though it could be potentially lethal mind you, but let’s not get bogged down in health and safety issues at this point.
If the ailing Carpetright were to start flogging these, we’re adamant that they would reverse their flagging fortunes in an instant. There were so many opportunities for puns in this story but there would have been hell toupée if we’d gone down that root.