The alarm clock that believes that time is money
Normally on a Saturday, we bring you a round-up of the special offers that can be found nestling betwixt the pages of that day’s newspapers. Not so today – everyone slept in and by the time we’d got our brains into gear, we felt like it was hardly worth it.
Perhaps we need one of these to help rouse ourselves in the mornings....
It’s an alarm clock with attitude, and a built-in shredder. Place a monetary note into it before you go to sleep and if you press the dreaded snooze button when the alarm goes off, your cash also goes off as well – straight down into the steel teeth of the shredder. Boom – you’re not even awake and already you’re at least a fiver worse off.
Sadly, it’s only at the ‘conceptual’ stage at the moment so you can’t buy one. So why not send some money to us here at Bitterwallet every time you sleep in instead. Thanks.
Oh, and here’s today’s newspaper offers in case you’re interested...