Thanks Tesco, I realise I do need glow-in-the-dark handcuffs
Avid Bitterwallet reader Klingelton spotted his local branch of Tesco selling 'glow-in-the dark handcuffs' - you know, that traditional Halloween costume accessory. For your daughter's Witch Police outfit. Or the zombie S&M practitioner. Or... actually, we can't think of a Halloween costume that involves handcuffs. It's a rubbish idea, Tesco.
Perhaps the supermarket behemoths realise they're knocking out an utterly pointless line of products to jack up their profits, because they've come up with perhaps the greatest sales pitch of all time:
Yes kids, now you really can enjoy hours of safety! Sounds brilliant. Props to the marketing department once again, Tesco.