Go and write down your ten favourite stories from Bitterwallet from the past week or so, and the bury the piece of paper in a hole in the garden. Then leave it for a couple of hours before digging it up again and comparing it to our top ten list below. How many did you match up? All ten? Sadly, there's no prize as it's just for fun. Weird fun.

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