So another week has flown by, but surely we all want another gander at Bitterwallet’s best bits? Crimefighters, thine dreams hath come true…

• That new Halifax ad – just what in the name of Satan's cocksocket were they thinking?
• Those lovely, lovely People Of Walmart – now there’s a rap about them as well!
• Facebook’s head honcho genuinely wonders why people would want privacy.
• On Monday, we brought you a report that the Apple Tablet was coming in days. It still isn’t here.
• Which is priciest out of Easyjet and Aer Lingus? There’s only one way to find out… MATHS!
• Could there be a shutdown of PC World Business on the way? And more job losses?
• Then there’s Top Shop – are they nicking brooch designs from poor starving artists? Phew – it’s getting controversial round here this week…
• Free streaming music has been a massive hit, but the record companies are starting to move the goalposts.
• The new Nintendo DSi XL will look massive in your tiny, frozen hands.
• Where in the world can you find fast food joints pedalling their unhealthy muck in hospitals? Great Britain of course!