Talk rubbish with the Social Media phrase generator
Do you have to stand before a room full of people and say absolute horsepiss comments to get money out of them whilst tapping at nonsensical graphs? Do you write 'synergy' on Niceday flip-charts and underline it in different coloured pen? Do you ever run out of words when you need to deliver that killer line to a bunch of yapping twits?
Do these phrases sound useful? "I want to maximise the customer experience, driving engagement and bringing the brand alive and ignite the existing community and attract new members by amplifying the experience with relevant and engaging content."
Then you need to pay WhatTheFuckIsMySocialMediaStrategy a visit. It is full of swear words and gobbledegook that will see you ascending the ranks in no time at all!