Taking a 5-year-old for a tan? We don't think it even happened

Here’s the tale of a New Jersey woman who has been arrested after allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning salon. No, we don’t see anything unusual here. No idea why she might have been suspected of such a weird, heinous act.

Move along people – nothing to see here…


  • Boris
    Is it fake?
  • Who i.
    She looks like a fox!
  • Boris
    No. Not at all like a lovely, lovely fox.
  • Phil
    Wonder if the mothers heard of melanoma? I expect she might soon enough if she keeps that level of tanning up...
  • SecondOne
    crack fox
  • T
    This woman is clearly Magda from Something About Mary.
  • dvdj10
    Tanning kids? This will only strengthen the notion that the number one reason for paedophilia is sexy kids.
  • dunky
    Ronseal.... does exactly what it says on the tin...
  • Alexis
    She looks like the chocolate guy off the old Lynx ad
  • LanceVance
    The US of A. Its no wonder they have PcP and crack.
  • Phuck Y.
    David Dickinson's wife.
  • Dick
    They live in a fucking trailer. She has no future anyway.
  • Mary W.
    I did a little bit of sick in my mouth when I saw the little girl's (grand)mother.
  • shoplifter
    Fucking cresote innit!
  • Noghar
    Is she sitting in a leather-faced manager's chair? She ought to be.
  • lumoruk
    Oh god, a 5 year old with a tan, how sexy is that?!

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