Spar Guy sticks up for consumers

26 November 2014

a man in his shop Here at Bitterwallet, we’re always banging on about sticking up for consumers, but a shop assistant in Dublin has gone far and beyond the call of duty in sticking up for his customers in Spar. Henceforth he shall be known as SparGuy and imagined in lycra and a cape.

While everyone is both entitled to hold their own opinions, and dress how they like, when one customer expressed his homophobic attitude towards a ‘flamboyantly dressed’ fellow customer in the queue, SparGuy did not quietly ignore the incident as most of us might have done, he decided to stick up for the person who was rudely insulted while simply doing his shopping.

Mr Insult Pants, who was in the queue with a lady friend, reportedly smirked “look at the faggot in the shorts” before laughing with his companion, while just inches in front of said shorts-sporting customer. SparGuy came to the rescue, however, and flat refused to serve the antisocial customer who felt entitled to insult other people just because he wanted to.

Of course, there are no laws to prevent people insulting other people, and we all know a few who could do with a good slanging match, but in Spar, SparGuy is King, and Spar rules allow all shoppers to shop insult-free as far as possible. And to pre-empt 'whatever happened to freedom  of speech?' thoughts, remember: you are free to say as you please, but not free from the consequences of saying them. That's called 'House Rules' that.

Anyway, after some discussion, the insulting customers left without their purchases, and the insultee told his tale on social media, with Twitter commenters roundly lauding SparGuy’s actions. Spar were also impressed by their employee, commenting “We believe in respect for all people and therefore we’re very proud of #SparGuy.” There are no faggots in Spar. Not even Mr Brains’.

sparguy pic

But Spar won’t be out of pocket, in case you were wondering about the lost sales to the barred customers, as Twitter users have claimed deliberate patronage of the Dublin store to show their appreciation for SparGuy’s stance on homophobia.

Or perhaps it’s just a stance on being a decent human being to other human beings.

And in the spirit of human concern, we also join some Twitter users in recommending the man saved by SparGuy think harder about his choice of clothes in future- not for sartorial reasons, but just to ensure he doesn't freeze to death wearing shorts at the cold end of November…


  • bobinio
    What a D4 head.
  • ShaolinPhunk
    Google is your friend, my friend. I wanted to know too, so here is the answer. D4 seems to be a South Dublin postcode, and apparently they have a lot of pretentious snobs there.
  • kv
    someone who lives in one of the more affluent areas of Dublin (the London equivalent would probably be Notting Hill). they speak in annoying "fake posh" accents with an American twang, and suffer from delusions of grandeur.

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