Someone turned the wrong-machine up to 'extreme'
If someone was to suggest to you that the whole world is being run by a paedophile cabal led by Billy Ray Cyrus, you’d scoff haughtily and give that person a wide berth next time you saw them, wouldn’t you? And rightly so.
Anyway, on with the news. Noah Cyrus, the nine-year old daughter of country singer Billy Ray and younger sister of global teen superstar Miley, has launched her own range of lingerie. Aimed at other nine-year-olds.
She’s teamed up with her best friend Emily Grace, after whom the collection is named (for legal reasons?) and the blurb tells us that the clothing is…
“…trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.”
As you can see from the pictures, ‘edgy’ can either mean hanging off a lapdancer’s pole or flicking the v’s at the camera while holding a puppet dog. Yet again, America trails in Britain’s wake – we were rocking the ‘midget prostitute’ look almost 30 years ago with the MiniPops.
Please - someone inform the Daily Mail at once! Oh, they already know.