Someone turned the wrong-machine up to 'extreme'

4 February 2010

If someone was to suggest to you that the whole world is being run by a paedophile cabal led by Billy Ray Cyrus, you’d scoff haughtily and give that person a wide berth next time you saw them, wouldn’t you? And rightly so.

Anyway, on with the news. Noah Cyrus, the nine-year old daughter of country singer Billy Ray and younger sister of global teen superstar Miley, has launched her own range of lingerie. Aimed at other nine-year-olds.


She’s teamed up with her best friend Emily Grace, after whom the collection is named (for legal reasons?) and the blurb tells us that the clothing is…

“…trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14.”

As you can see from the pictures, ‘edgy’ can either mean hanging off a lapdancer’s pole or flicking the v’s at the camera while holding a puppet dog. Yet again, America trails in Britain’s wake – we were rocking the ‘midget prostitute’ look almost 30 years ago with the MiniPops.

Please - someone inform the Daily Mail at once! Oh, they already know.


  • Nobby
    Very reminiscent of minipops. Why did they cancel that? Surely Five could bring that back and make it a success. The 11pm slot would be ideal.
  • MayContainNuts
    Sometimes I wonder if there isn't some kind of sensible "middle-ground" between full-length burkas and 9 year-olds dressed as whores where we could all live "normally".
  • ronnie
    for gods sake! what is wrong with these people. this is just so wrong. kids should be kids, no more, no less. disgusting.
  • Si
    " Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls – ". No! It'll also appeal to the degenerates who find it acceptable to get off on pics of children!
  • Rolly
  • The B.
    Bring back the mini-pops, hosted by Jonathan King with guests Pete Townshend and Gary Glitter.
  • Macca
    I've seen it all now - and that's not a good thing. This is just plain disgusting, to be honest i'm unhappy i've flicked on bitterwallet and seen it. The world is going down the sh*tter bit by bit - be ashamed, be very ashamed.
  • Chief
    Click Here for more news.
  • LIAR
    YOU ARE A LIAR. They are NOT making lingerie! These are photos from a pool party and teen event. The Emily Grace Collection is a bunch of TUTU DRESSES but the press has pulled up old pictures to spread disgusting lies to get attention. SHAME ON YOU!!! If you look on the website, you will see Ooh! La, La! Couture makes nothing but adorable, sweet little dresses. It is sickos like you who have thought this lingerie line thing!
  • Right F.
    Whooh, looks like someone let a rabbid yank out of their cage, quick, someone get a butterfly net.
  • milky
    well their name is liar, so presumably...
  • Klingelton
    maybe he had a rabbid yank and feels guilty now...
  • LIAR
    THE AUTHOR is a liar! Those photos have NOTHING to do with the collection! On the website, they are cute little dresses and the press just likes to make a scandal!!! I actually went to the website to check it out and was amazed at how cute the clothes were compared to the photos being splashed around everywhere. The photos here as of bathing suits from a pool party event and a candid shot from last summer. NOTHING to do with the collection. It would really be amazing if the press actually told the truth, wouldn't it? See for yourself! Check out the website...

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