Sketched Primark Chief Executive about to turn over a new leaf
Remember back in July when we broke the news that Primark’s chief executive, Arthur Ryan, a drawing of a man, had announced he was leaving the company? Here’s a reminder…
Now Retail Week have revealed that Arthur will depart from Primark this weekend.
We expect that a corporate management-erasing team will move in and carefully rub out Arthur’s picture in time for the new man to take over. His replacement, Paul Marchant, is made out of a toilet roll tube with a lolly stick glued to one end. Marchant wears a smart sailor's uniform made from tissue paper and has string for hair. Possibly.