Sketched Primark chief breaks rank and appears in real life!
For decades now, Bitterwallet have speculated over the status of Primark’s so-called founder, ‘Arthur Ryan.’ To our knowledge the man has only ever appeared in the form of a crude pencil drawing, leading us to wonder if he’s really real or just some made up frontman like Captain Birds Eye.
But no! He is real, and lives and breathes. He is skin, bone, organs, tissue and sinewy muscle. Amazingly, Arthur has emerged from his make-believe world this week to collect a major prize at some retail awards ceremony.
And, as we expected, he’s a bit weird and a bit boring….