"Similar To As Seen On TV"
We're used to seeing bogus and lame claims on products. Everything from cod-science and nonsensespeak about being 'the best', when 'the best' is largely unquantifiable.
However, nothing we've seen matches the crap majesty of this shoe rack which is 'Similar To As Seen On TV'. How brilliant* is that?
*Brilliantly shit, of course.