Sickos vote egg mayo sandwich as best in Britain

6 August 2013

lettuce sandwich Britain, it turns out, it gaspingly pedestrian, filled with borebags who should have been flung into a river at birth. Why? Because some wretchedly tedious scum holes decided to vote egg mayonnaise as Britain's favourite sandwich.

Of course, egg mayo sandwiches are fine and all, but they should be low down people's lists. What's better than an egg mayo butty? Anything with meat on for starters.

The survey was conducted by some promotional codes website, and clearly, their customers are all catholic (with a small 'c'). Egg mayonnaise was selected by 24% of those who took part, which cheese butties came in second, with ham in third place.

The crisp sandwich got 2% of the vote and peanut butter got 1%. Of course, if you combined all these sandwiches together, you'd have something wonderful, but these boring asshats gave the nod to some of the most boring butties on the planet.

"The Brits invented the sandwich, and [it has] become one of the cornerstones of our diet," said a spokesperson for the site who conducted the poll. "Almost everyone will opt for a quick sandwich as something to eat from time to time. I bet when the sandwich was first invented nobody thought peanut butter would be a good filling, but people love to try new things."

The awful top ten sandwiches in full:

1. Egg mayonnaise
2. Cheese
3. Ham
4. Chicken
5. Tuna
6. Bacon, lettuce, tomato
7. Prawn mayonnaise
8. Jam
9. Crisp
10. Peanut butter


  • Zeddy
    What a boring bunch of wankers.
  • Alexis
    I'd rather have a crisp sandwich than the crap peddled by Subway
  • shiftynifty
    Shit Tru story bro
  • fibbingarchie
    The egg mayo isn't that popular, 76% would choose something else. Don't know why though, it's full of eggy goodness.
  • Chewbie
    Flex wit da cress
  • Dick
    BWFLTJBS is the best. Bacon without fucking lettuce and tomato just brown sauce.

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