Selfridges opens in Glasgow, likely to get chilly reception
It's a brave high street retailer that chooses to expand in a recession, but Selfridges are clearly looking to take advantage of the Christmas market by opening their latest store in Glasgow. Furthermore, they've decided to embrace their brand name and specialise in a particular line of white goods. Always thinking outside the (ice) box, that's Sel(l)fridges:
Disappointingly, Sellfridges have already confused their own position in the market by selling washing machines and cookers. Idiots. We've already opened a book on when court action will force a swift name change and subsequent coverage in The Sun. Send thick brown envelopes of used non-sequential notes to the usual address to take part.
Thanks to Bitterwallet reader John