Scottish Krispy Kreme customers 'fannies' claims protester

Krispy Kreme, then. What is the madness that inflicts the UK when an American donut store, a drive-thru opens on a street corner? It's a tenner for 12 donuts, for crying out loud.

The mania struck again at the weekend, when mile-long queues were the order of the day in Edinburgh and Krispy Kreme brought parts of the city to a standstill. Takings for the first day's trading were £60,000 - three times the previous UK record - as the Scottish rejected fried Mars Bars in favour of death by dough and icing sugar.

Still, not all were convinced of the donut's prowess, according to avid Bitterwallet reader Stevie Y who spotted this protest sign discarded outside the store:



  • Her L.
    You can have your Tesco value horse-filled doughnuts for 6p each - I'll gladly defile myself with a dozen Original Glazed.
  • Kevin
    They taste delicious, that's the reason. They are really bad for you but so are many things.
  • Archie
    They are the tastiest donuts out there.
  • Krispy K.
    I hate myself...NOM NOM...I'm disgus...NOM...ting.
  • Ivana s.
    £1.60 for a Donut??? Fuck me what recession.
  • Maggie P.
    Stevie Y has an uncanny talent of spottig pictures other people took.
  • badger
    How's that heart attack rate going then eh, Scotland? Excellent news.
  • Fat S.
    anyone ken if they have ony jobs goan, mite actually git off ma jobskeekr if dey giv us a gude staff discounnt!
  • noshit
    I like fannies and I like doughnuts, win win.
  • chewbacca
    @badger Hope the cull gets you, and you die a horrible, agonising death. Oh, and learn the difference between "ground" and "floor", same goes for the rest of you retarded English morons. @Fat Bob Top tip - If you're trying to sound Scottish, youu would have called yourself "Boab". So, caught, you English bawbag.
  • chewbacca
    The extra "u" was intentional, wankers.
  • wingZero
    So this is what the scottish bastards spend our money on... Oh well wingZero
  • Some G.
    Oh wingZero. You don't have any money for us to spend anymore. Luckily we can still have shit overpriced donuts because we saved our own money.
  • chewbacca
    @wankZero I think you'll find Scotland subsidises the rest of the UK. Why else do you think they throw all the free prescriptions, uni education etc at us? Why do you think the Barnett formula is so heavily weighted in our favour? Why do you think they're desperate for us to remain in the UK? Or, do you not think? Do you just sit in your squalid council house eating shitty ready meals with your fat ugly "partner" and your 5 illigitimate feral children. Do you wonder why you're such a total fucking failure and contemplate whether this is all there is to life, thinking hard if a knife to your wrists or some pills is the best way out? I bet you do, because you are a total 100% cunt. The moral: don't kid yourself wankboy, you're nothing without us, and you overlords know it.
  • Sicknote
    Well the Scots are known for their boozing and deep fried food eating; best thing ever is Scottish independence so we can cut those fat useless mumbling cunts loose once and for all.
  • chewbacca
    @Sicknote I wish there was a PM system on here. We could swap addresses and I could come and fuck the shit out of you. In fact, I’d fuck you so hard it’d come out of your ears and mouth.
  • chewbacca
    @Sicknote The funny thing is, Scots don’t hate the English-we pity you.
  • chewbacca
    @Sicknote There’s only a few hundred thousand of you left. You have no identity, everything you once had is gone.
  • chewbacca
    @Sicknote Look at your capital, your "second city", the constituency that twat Galloway represents etc. There’s no English left. @BW Ha! Fuck you and your fucking retarded mod queue. Dicks.
  • chewbacca
    Oh, and folks: The moderation on here doesn't like place names. BW fucking wanks!
  • Lord S.
    @Chewbacca Are you quite alright old son? Have you been at the Buckfast again?
  • Sicknote
    @Chewbacca He does get a bit sweaty and heated on here - he needs a massage at one of those grotty Glasgow parlours I read about in the Daily Mail.
  • chewbacca
    @Sicknote I think you've gotten confused with this new-fangled @ thing. You can't @ me then talk about me in the same breath, it makes little sense. Unless, of course, you were referring to Queen Poshy, of course.
  • d7llu
    Oh wow, is Chewie from scotland. It certainly explains alot
  • Chewbacca
    Aye, and I loooove sucking cock and making up economic falacies about us supporting England. I cannae wait till we go independant and have to fund our own military
  • wingZero
    lol scottish line is all it takes wingZero
  • Chewbacca
    Aye, I'm a wee nob I've git no life so I sit on my arse on the Internet pretending to be some angry Scottish cunt that could kill anyone of you without a second thought When in reality I break down in tears when I step on a insect I couldn't bang out a wank No one is scared of me and I got bullied at school
  • Gabriella
    Sad people.
  • TDR
    "I think you’ll find Scotland subsidises the rest of the UK. " I think you will find that it doesnt. Good luck with exporting drunkards as a national economy once the oil and gas runs out (That the rights to are already sold) The basic facts are that Scotland accounts for 8.4% of the UK population, 8.3% of the UK's total output and 8.3% of the UK's non-oil tax revenues - but 9.2% of total UK public spending. On this basis, Scotland 'got' £16.5bn more in UK public spending in 2009-10 than it contributed to total UK revenues - or a 'subsidy' of around £3,150 per head. "Why do you think they’re desperate for us to remain in the UK? " That's news to the rest of the UK. The general perception back down in civilisation is that no one gives a damn what you lot decide to do. Hence we why offered you a vote on the subject.
  • ewok
    Yeah but who brings a sign, really?
  • cherzo
    they aren't even that good, get better doughnuts in bakeries all over the city.
  • cherzo
    these english know nothing twat cowards need to be told. and TDR those stats are out of date and nonsense, made up by the english!! you need us more than we need you and thats why you are on a site which is about doughnuts talking your nonsense.
  • cherzo
    It is often wrongly interpreted that Scotland is subsidised by the rest of the UK, because public spending is £1,200 higher per head than in other parts of the country. However, on average Scots generate £10,700 per head in taxes compared to £9,000 per head in the rest of the United Kingdom, meaning Scotland actually receives £500 per head less than it contributes back from Westminster. Furthermore, in February 2012, the Centre for Economics and Business Research concluded that "Scotland receives no net subsidy" from the United Kingdom treasury. Overall, Scotland currently generates 9.9% (£56.9billion) of the UK's tax revenues with just 8.4% of the UK population. It receives 9.3% (£64.5billion) of spending, which, although a budget deficit, is considerably smaller than that of the rest of the United Kingdom. The Truth^^^ not some made up crap

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