That sound you can hear is reality eating itself. Taken outside the Radisson hotel in Dublin, courtesy of avid Bitterwallet reader Kevin:
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andy y.
WTF IS DIS A SINE?
Ronald M.
I like big macs.
me
Are there any foxes here?
Nobby
Someone should amend it to say "PADDY AND MICK".
David
This is funny and ironic, it says signs are not permitted in this area, but it's a sign itself! laugh out loud!
Wonky H.
I finger badgers. With a mask on.
The B.
Henry, do you mean the badger wears a mask? If so, do you put the mask on or do you look for wild badgers wearing masks? Or are you alluding the to the badgers face as a "mask" because of the stripey nature of it? And finally, if you do look for wild badgers wearing masks, how successful are you?
Skymarshall
Comments aren't allowed here.
Jack
Hey how come they're allowed a sign? It doesn't make sense.....oh I get it LOL
Superior B.
I heard that 90% of badgers suffer from chronic medomalicuphobia.
Henry, any clarification on this?
Brian
Hi, Brian here. This looks like a photo-shop to me. Why is there on bird shit on the sign with all those trees near it?
F. F.
it used to say "It is an offence to commit a sexual act with an underage badger"
Klingelton
is medomalicuphobia a posh word for a flop on?
Wonky H.
How old does a badger have to be ?
F. F.
According to the internet (which is never wrong) badgers live up to 14 years. So either there always underage or about 2.5 years - it's your call...
James D.
To avoid temptation, I've always said to myself badgers are underage.
Wonky H.
The old Wonky Henry you knew and hated has gone. Foxes or badgers shall never be mentioned again.
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Wonky H.
that's what the foxes look like after I bummed them
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