Quick everyone - trips to The Moon!
Avid Bitterwallet reader Joseph Croot is sweating and nervous and probably a little bit tense, or so we imagine. Feel free to play some scary music in your head as we let him explain....
“Saw this down North Road in Southend-on-Sea, Essex. No idea what it's about, as it was pointing to a disused car park. I will investigate further though, and send another correspondence from, hopefully, The Moon.”
Watch this space for further developments. Oh and if you’re a resident of Southend who can provide a rational explanation for this, keep it to yourself eh?