Protect yourself from chocolate cigarettes
Remember when you were young (and your heart was an open book) and the newsagents used to sell you sweets that looked like cigarettes? Seems weird now doesn't it? My childhood revolved around pretending to smoke and carrying a gun (one that fired bits of potato, granted). Well, it seems sweetie smokes are doing the rounds again, although this time, with a twist.
Instead of warning children of the perils of smoking, this goes straight for the sense gland and warns you, the adults, about those little gits with their tiny, grabbing hands who are after your treats.