Pointlessly expensive, recession-busting tat here!
What about those of you for whom the boom hasn’t led to a bust? Those of you who still light your cigars with £20 notes and regularly withdraw ALL of your cash from the bank so that you can chuck it in your swimming pool and thrash about naked in it?
We’re here to help, although not with that weird pool thing. Here’s a list of 24 highly-desirable but ridiculously expensive everyday items for you to waste your excess dosh on. Gold backpack? Check. Diamond-encrusted bluetooth headset? Check. Gold-plated staples? Check.
Honestly, if there’s nothing on this list that you want NOW, you’re just not posh enough.