People would give their right leg for a job on Craigslist
Craigslist - it's like an Aladdin's cave of bargains, offers and opportunities - assuming Aladdin was a pot-peddling sex maniac running a property scam involving kittens. Still, there's always work out there for those who want it (you can read a larger version here):
It might seem strange and really offensive? Not at all. The art of the Halloween costume has been lost to commercialisation so we salute you sir, for your unsurpassed attempt at authenticity. No, we don't understand why the listing has been removed either.