People of Reading, this is seven shades of wrong and it must stop
The thing is, Reading, there's really no excuse for this whatsoever. So we're giving you one hour to hand over the individual on the right. He was spotted by avid Bitterwallet reader Simon, walking through one of your shopping centres in broad daylight - wearing a one piece, adult sized romper suit:
He's one of yours, Reading. If a vigilante mob didn't form immediately to sort him out, we want answers. People already think Reading is "a shit town full of plastic cockneys who think they're posh because they live in Berkshire", so don't make it any worse for yourselves. Out this individual, immediately.