Outrage over content of nation's sausage rolls

31 December 2010

Bitterwallet - Sausage Roll

It may be the last great scandal of 2010 - we now know the true contents of a sausage roll. Those with a weak stomach, please look away.

"Imagine if they made them out of
'Cornish Pasty' or 'Cheese and Tomato Pizza'," says avid Bitterwallet Adam, who made the outrageous discovery. "There'd be hell to pay."

8 comments

  • Anon M.
    "May contain traces of nuts"... I always thought sausages had testicles in them.
  • Stu
    C'mon Paul, This needs to go into the "silly labelling" competition.
  • Pokey
    Would have been even better with a comma after sausage.
  • oliverreed
    75p for a medium? Should have gone to Greggs!
  • LanceVance
    Took a month to tell us about it!?!
  • Eric
    LanceVance - unless it was a month out of date as well...
  • Adam
    ...I meant to send it in ages ago, but the recent bitterwallet spate of labelling foolishness prompted me. Also, it was in a branch of Spar, in that sort of odd section of franchised baked stuff that they all seem to have, where some faceless baked goods company provides the oven, the frozen shite to stick in it, and the wonderful shelved keeping-warm thingamybob to breed all the nice bacteria. Was hungry. Must have been. No other reason for it.... I keep telling myself that anyway...
  • iphone u.
    IT'S MOSTLEY COMMO (COWS LIP) AND ENTRAILS AND FAT PLUS THE REST ON THE PACKET(I USED TO MAKE UM)

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