Omegle - fresh internet nonsense to eat into your day

6 April 2009

Say hello to our latest favourite waste of internet time – Omegle. It’s a real-time chat site that hooks you up with a random stranger who you know absolutely nothing about. No user profiles, no avatars, just you, them and some chat.

With no censorship either, you might get a raving maniac, a sexual pervert or someone who is just taking the piss. We’ve had a few goes on it and we’re finding ourselves falling into the latter category. Here’s one we did earlier…

Connecting to server...


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Helloooo


You: Hi!


Stranger: wow are u


Stranger: :)


You: These birds are attacking me. Do you have a number I could call?


Stranger: 0445057711


Stranger: :D


You: Great! My hands are bleeding from the pecking but I'll try dialling it with the tip of my nose.


You: If I survive there could be a cash reward in it for you!


Your conversational partner has disconnected.



That went well didn’t it readers! Keeping some conversations going is almost like playing keepy-uppie with a ball – you know it’s going to end any minute but you're willing it to carry on. The site has grown from a handful of users to a few thousand over the past week and is sure to get bigger and weirder over the coming weeks. Love it.

Have a go and copy and paste your findings below. Keep it relatively clean though please. If you can.

50 comments

  • gav989
    had a quick go... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you Alex? You: i am alex Stranger: ? Stranger: what country You: you must be dragonfly You: that matters not Stranger: I am not Stranger: sorry You: bugger Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • darren W.
    Strange, I was speaking to a gay adolf hitler who then disconnected when I said I was Winston Churchill.
  • Paul S.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: hi You: Have you seen my car keys? I put them down somewhere but can't remember where. Stranger: look in the fridge. You: The fridge, eh? Will do. Hang on. Stranger: alright. You: Nope, not there. Have you got them? Eh? Stranger: yeah, sorry. You: Well that's no good. How the fuck am I going to drive my car to work now? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Callum
    You: Hi! Stranger: heya You: George Lamb is rubbish, isn't he? Stranger: never heard of him Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Paul S.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: hi You: How are you? Stranger: fine thx and u? You: I'm great! Bit of a grim morning, but it can only get better! You: Any ideas where I can buy some bin liners, a mop and a hacksaw? Stranger: wait 2 seconds You: OK, please don't be too long, I don't want it to stain. You: I'm running out of bleach. Where the hell have you gone? Stranger: i think you need to go to a big supermarket and yyouou should find everything you want You: Really? Great, thank you! Stranger: it's my pleasure You: Do you like steak? Give me your address. I should have some chops I can send you in a bit. You: I'll deliver them myself. Stranger: i like it but you need to keep cold the meat ^^ You: It's ok. I'll pack them in ice. I'll deliver them myself. I've got a van. Tell me where you live now. Stranger: In france You: God, what a mess. You: France? Right. The address? Stranger: 8 rue de la Houille Blanche Stranger: 38100 GRENOBLE You: Really? Don't shit me about, I'm really not in the mood today. Stranger: it's a real road you can check on gmap You: Are you alone? Stranger: of course You: Excellent. If you could disconnect the phone too, it'll save me the bother. See you soon!
  • sing2trees
    Stranger: hhishfkashgggggggggggggggggggg You: have you seen my pet giraffe? Stranger: OMG YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE Stranger: yes Stranger: i'm currently sitting with le girrafe You: i've lost him Stranger: i find it.... quite intriguing You: he is quite chatty Stranger: have you seen my pet dinosaur sir Stranger: yesyes, chatting away You: let me check under my desk You: yes your dinosaur is here Stranger: tell him Stranger: he is big big trouble Stranger: and he is bad boy Stranger: for stepping on your giraffe upon his exit You: could you tell my giraffe that too? giraffe didn't make his bed before he left Stranger: ohh tut tut Stranger: i gave him a big talking to You: but your dinosaur has said he will make it instead Stranger: brbbbbbbbbb, stay here ill be back in two secs, im taking your giraffe for a walk You: okie dokie You: your dinosaur wants some toast anyway Stranger: give him some with crushed acorns and pinapple splice ice cream, its his favourite You: agh, i have the ice cream, but ive just eaten the last crushed acorn Stranger: damn Stranger: he may throw a bit of a tantrum You: gerry, the giraffe, loves specks of dust covered in mango juice if you have any? Stranger: sorry on his behalf Stranger: one left! its gerrys lucky dayyy indeed You: i might pop out to the acorn shop Stranger: you are a giant winner i'd have to say You: right i must go - your dinosaur is getting grumpy! i will pop him in the post..... Stranger: okay Stranger: your giraffe will be ready for collectin at 06:00am
  • acecatcher3
    OMFG ANDY THIS IS AMAZING LOOOOL!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: hi Stranger: wanna hear a joke? You: can i ask u a question Stranger: let me tell you my joke first Stranger: then you can ask You: ok Stranger: religion lawlawlawlawlawl!!! You: haha awesome You: havent laughed so much since my grandads funeral You: right my question You: just need a yes or no answer...ready? Stranger: shoot! You: should hotukdeals have banned me? Stranger: yes Stranger: your an asshole :D Stranger: love ya Stranger: bye
  • tits
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: Cyber ? You: No Your conversational partner has disconnected. great
  • acecatcher3
    Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi there, i am a moderator on this site, do u mind if i ask you a few questions? Stranger: go on You: during your time on this site, have u experienced A.N.A.L You: TO CLARIFY You: A.N.A.L stands for You: anonymous nasty aggressive language Stranger: not really Stranger: why? You: so no A.N.AL experienced?# Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • acecatcher3
    you have increased the happiness of my working day by 80% and decreased my motivation to do any work by 100% best article ever.
  • me
    Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: cyber? You: is u a batty boy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Amzmalhotra
    Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Waaaaaablooo!!!! Stranger: wdf You: EEEZZZ blad why u buzzin? Stranger: wdf Stranger: what up homie nigga Stranger: blah blah guns and hoes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • me
    Stranger: hi You: wanna hear asong? Stranger: yes You: To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: South-east England born and raised On reality tvs where I spent most of my days Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool And being disgusting, destroying the gene pool When a couple of cells Who were up to no good Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood I got one little cancer and my doctors got scared They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair! Stranger: love it You: might send it to dr dre You: what u think Stranger: yeah totally You: thanks! Stranger: so I have some intresting news, wanna hear? You: yeh go on Stranger: you just lost the game You: oh no what will i do! You: thanks! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Zord
    Had three convos. Two had gay guys trying to talk dirty and one had a guy who asked an odd question if a specific phrase meant anything to me then disconnected when I said no.
  • acecatcher3
    anyone fancy trying to find eachother ill go into a room and say "bitter" all u need to reply is "wallet" anyone wonna see if it can be done??
  • Amanda H.
    I got talking to some twat, said they were Winston Churchill. Why do I always get the nutters?
  • goonertillidie
    You: hi Stranger: hello! You: have u seen my dog boris? Stranger: Yeah, he's with my goat, Nigel You: tell him its his dinne rtime he loves eating stones You: hes got to go to north london later Stranger: alright. Stranger: He just looked at me funny You: slap him Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • acecatcher3
    Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: bitter Stranger: lemons You: nope Stranger: fuck off then Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(
  • goonertillidie
    lol @ acecatcher
  • goonertillidie
    You: bitter Stranger: Yes, quite. You: wallet? Stranger: On the desk. You: very good
  • acecatcher3
    lol gooner its just not gonna work :(
  • goonertillidie
    i know :(
  • highguyuk
    I can't believe how much I love this site already. I had one conversation start with singing the words to Rick Astley! One word: Hooked.
  • acecatcher3
    i just got rick rolled but it was one of those things where its a load of dots that make a face great stuff!
  • bvrthy
    Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey there You: pervert? Stranger: weird question Stranger: but no You: I have been here for 5 mins You: and everyone is vulgar as hell Stranger: im guessing you had your fair share of perverts the past fee chats ? Stranger: ahh Stranger: well i chanced upon this website Stranger: just checking it out You: want to knowmy age and where i am from, You: yeah Stranger: but with somethin random like this youre bound to encounter weird people i guess You: I think its a bit of fun Stranger: ive just started trying it out today actually You: just not very friendly when you are school and you are 8 like me Stranger: and made a friend Stranger: 8 years old eh You: yup Stranger: when i was 8 i didnt even know wat a computer is Stranger: lol Stranger: think i was playing marbles whole day long You: yeah well You: I have 2 Stranger: 2 what ? You: marbles? You: I have 2 xcomputers Stranger: ahh Stranger: i have 4 You: my dad got me like a small 1 Stranger: ahh those eepc Stranger: i use one for work You: you know them laptops Stranger: yep Stranger: i have one Stranger: use it for work You: is this wat they call grooming? Stranger: grooming ? You: yeah when adults try to friends with children Stranger: well nope, it is a random chat Stranger: as long as im not chatting with a jerk im fine with it You: ever hear of 'to catch a predator' Stranger: yeah so ? You: this is part of the pilot for the UK show Stranger: yeah rite Stranger: my guess is either youre really 8 and totally clueless Stranger: or a really damn bored teenager Stranger: so which one is it Stranger: my guess is the second one You: well yeah You: what you gonna do You: so how comes you are not working?
  • highguyuk
    Site has crashed now? Can't get onto server! Boo hoo!
  • lulu'smammy
    I can't get on :(
  • Paul
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. Good.
  • Paul
    You: bitter Stranger: oh hi Stranger: me too! You: lol Stranger: fuckin a Stranger: why you? You: lost my wallet Stranger: thw worst... Stranger: this morning? You: yeh You: so why you? Stranger: insomnia Stranger: so much shit to do today You: too mich food? Stranger: wanted to go on here and whine You: much* You: good place for it Stranger: food and nap in the afternoon
  • acecatcher3
    lol paul i got that alot aswell! that and "bittersweet" im gonna carry on tho if ppl still wonna try??
  • anon
    Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: bitter? Stranger: lager You: wallet Stranger: empty You: lol You: sunshine You: drunk? Stranger: not yet!!!! You: working? Stranger: skiving!!! You: lol.same You: seen my boyfriend? Stranger: not since last nite!! You: oh. That explains the swelling. Stranger: lol Stranger: has it gone down yet? You: any advice for him on curing that? Stranger: i'd just get rid to be honest, You: of what? Stranger: your boyfriend!! Stranger: he is a strange one You: oh ok. i know buti like the strange ones Stranger: thats why we get on soooo well You: tell me about it. You: u do realise I am gay dont you? Stranger: of course darling! You: excellent sweetheart Stranger: have you seen ralphy?? You: yes him and ricardo were shopping in the body shop earlier Stranger: omg, hows that ricardo, You: fit as always!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: cool, just how we like them You: yep. Stranger: r u clubbing laters You: nah. working You: bout u? Stranger: am out with your boyfriend!!! You: oh good. You: dont tire him out tho. Stranger: you dont mind sweetie?? You: of course not sweetheart. why would I? Stranger: you do like to share!!! You: my man knows where the goodies are! Stranger: yep, they'm over here!!! You: the only thing over there is a walking STD!!!!! You: shame on you girl Stranger: awwww, you say the most lovely things!! You: i know. You: so which club u hitting tonight? Stranger: whichever one i aint banned from!! You: whats wrong? You: lol. Stranger: there aint much choice!!! You: beggars cant be choosers Stranger: thats wat your boyfriend say!! You: aboutu? Stranger: nah, !! You: oh btw i saw seany at the gym this morning. Your bro really does look fine. You: 10/10 Stranger: you really want him?? You: u know i do!!!!!!!! You: do u mind? Stranger: cool, c wat I can fix 4 u!! You: luv u loads darling Stranger: luv u rite back! You: u can have my man. You: kiss kiss. Stranger: already got him sugar You: muwahhh Stranger: have to go, whoever you are, you've been best chat on here!!!!! You: call seany and try and sort this out for me. You: lo. thanks. just joking btw Stranger: I know!! you've been fun!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • bernard b.
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  • goonertillidie
    i had that!
  • goonertillidie
    You: ARSENAL!!!!!! Stranger: FC GRONINGEN! You: rubbish! Stranger: =O Stranger: now im crying..
  • Paul
    Goddam, that's an hour of my day wasted
  • Dave
    Stranger: true thing Stranger: is your name really 'stranger'? Stranger: quite an obvious name You: i know, and nobody ever talks to me, they all just run away, and tell their mothers... Stranger: no way.... You: some days i really dislike my parents Stranger: cause of? You: Calling me stranger Stranger: well Stranger: lucky bastard You: Stranger Joe McCarthy You: that's my name Stranger: my mom wanted to call me"Hello, I'll cut your head of with my", but our last name is Penis, so she thought that would sound very weird...
  • Schexy S.
    just spent half hour trying to find a fellow BitterWallet follower. 25 convos, no result unfortunately. See all the convos here: http:[email protected]/ or as a slideshow: http:[email protected]/sets/72157616341705859/show/ If I get some more time I might keep trying
  • Amanda H.
    You: hi Stranger: hi You: bye Stranger: bye You have disconnected. That guy was weird!
  • br04dyz
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: post-its or the other kind? Stranger: ? You: fish or chips? Stranger: chips You: cheese or onion? Stranger: cheese You: moon or stars? Stranger: stars You: french or saunders? Stranger: saunders You: bill or ted? Stranger: an excelent adventure? You: bogus You: gin or tonic? Stranger: gin You: hand stands or cartwheels? Stranger: hand stands You: christmas or new year? Stranger: whay are u asking me this stuff? Stranger: christmas You: red or blue? Stranger: blue You: ham or eggs? Stranger: eggs You: home or away? Stranger: or no Stranger: ham Stranger: home You: family guy or simpsons You: ? Stranger: simpsons You: hero's or lost? Stranger: heros You: ps3 or xbox? Stranger: ps3 Stranger: why are u asking me this stuff? You: kirk or spok? Stranger: spok You: thanks You: thought so You: :D
  • scrumps
    Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: shabooya You: aloha Stranger: asl? You: 454 non - determined sex Mars You: u/ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Mike H.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...Oh...
  • Mike H.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! You: Do you like Hock, Mike Hock? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ...Oh...
  • MeggyD
    Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: looking for a dirty chat Stranger: i'm 17/f You: no Stranger: ok You: well good for you Stranger: ^_^ LOL, What a actual skankkk!
  • Zord
    Didn't take long for it to be hijacked by closet Gays, Spam and possible sex offenders. Don't know why but the above three categories seem to be the only people I get linked too.
  • Me
    Stranger: moii You: how do u feel about bacon Stranger: i dont know You: i like it Stranger: nice You: yep Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Bezoomy
    Stranger: the joe from 1993 You: boo Your conversational partner has disconnected. jesus they where easily scared.
  • Ten B.
    [...] Omegle – talk jibber jabber with complete strangers. Make it weird and see how long you can string... The Hilton at Grosvenor Street in Edinburgh – worst hotel evur? (Note to Charlotte at lastminute – you’ve gone a bit quiet on this one.) [...]
  • Nookster
    Yeah, this is the future. Stranger: h3f You: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • josh_r3
    people, post your frikkin Omegle chats on Mobozo.com Everyone is doing it! DO IT!
  • Pennsylvania L.
    I liked as much as you'll obtain performed right here. The cartoon is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nevertheless, you command get bought an nervousness over that you want be turning in the following. sick without a doubt come further previously again since exactly the similar nearly a lot ceaselessly inside case you protect this hike.

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