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NSFW: They don't mind a few mice with their chips in Scotland

3 February 2012
By Andy Dawson

We love this. It’s a sign that appeared on the window of a chip shop in Edinburgh that has been forced to close owing to an infestation of mice.

You probably wouldn’t get this in, say, Brighton.

7o6sr

[@Alan_Machnik]

18 comments

  • Dick
    That's because all the mice in Brighton are too busy being forced to participate in gay sex games. Perverts.
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  • Phil76
    I think you guys might have missed the point of the "NSFW" tag. If you're going to publish a picture immediately below the NSFW warning then there's pretty much no point in warning people.
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  • Onan
    Not Safe For Wanking? Too right - it went all over the mice, not to mention the chips.
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  • Rob
    More tasty than a deep fried mars bar. Dirty gits.
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  • DragonChris
    The downside is that you can see it hasn't been tacked on the inside, like the health inspection letter and there's no sticky tape on it either, leading me to believe that it has been tacked on from the outside. Still funny (ish) though I guess.
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  • Rob
    I just can't believe that a Scot is not concerned about being healthy. This must be a photoshop prank, surely? Do they have any foxes?
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  • jt
    "The downside is that you can see it hasn’t been tacked on the inside" That would be because a customer has put it up.
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  • DragonChris
    On review, I can see that JT is correct and I am a fool... Damnit, I'm tired :(
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  • Rab
    Do they have any foxes? - Rob What do you mean "do they have foxes?", foxes are ginger vermin, ken? Scots are ginger vermin, ken? So's all foxes are Scots but not all Scots are foxes! In fact, very few Scots are foxes, most are obese mingers.
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  • Spanks
    What I like that very chippy is down the road from. It should do a rip roaring trade for the English on their way home after a kickin tomorrow :). You won't find a local in there ;)
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  • Spanks
    Would have been much better if I added murryfield. Idiot!
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  • zeddy
    Silly bastard. Those aren't "black eyes" in his chips.
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  • Shaniaa
    Who complains about a bit of extra crunchy ness?
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  • Nick T.
    Hey Spanks: Q. How do you order chips in Scotland? A. One for the left shoulder and one for the right. (No disrespect to the gentleman Zeddy).
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  • zeddy
    @Nick T: who are you calling a gentleman?
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  • Avon
    @Spanks What kickin was that then?
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  • The B.
    @spanks. I see 2 problems. 1) The shop has been closed down so anyone eating there defies logic 2) You seem to have forgotten that rugby is a sport and until someone declares drinking piss, eating fried food and moaning about the English a sport, you're kinda fucked.
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  • Ingerlandish H.
    Fake, not for one moment do I believe it, the bit about the mouse I believe but a Scottish person who can write, that is just pushing the boundaries of belief.
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