NSFW - Must not buy... the John Thomas T-Shirt

1 September 2010

Bitterwallet - KochOur occasional feature on items you should never, ever buy has led to this - a Not Safe For Work warning.

If you're in the office, or you or anyone in the immediate vicinity is offended by the sight of thrusting, glistening male genitalia, then don't click below to see more.

Really, don't click it. We'll have none of your pissing and moaning.

Otherwise, let's take a look at the t-shirt that's promises to be "great at parties" - presumably not your Nana's ruby wedding anniversaries or the like.

Stay classy, guys:

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[Better Than Pants] via avid Bitterwallet reader PJ

9 comments

  • phander
    But why so small?
  • joanne
    I actually threw up in my mouth a little...i swallowed it again, so alls good...
  • lightning101
    Gag reflex ?
  • Nobby
    That's OK. They do a larger black guy's cock version too. What is fucking freaky is that you can buy it printed on a "woman's spaghetti tank", in pink, and indeed on all the women's style T-shirts. For some reason the black guy's cock is only available on a regular men's T-shirt.
  • lightning101
    I wouldn't want a black guys cock on MY t-shirt.
  • eddiex
    No need for this T shirt if you already have your own cock.
  • bg1
    I have my own cock, but even erect its only 2" and barely pokes out of my jeans.
  • simon
    it looks nothing like my toilet bits. i want to be able to direct-upload a picture of my erect (or flaccid, i'll decide later) manhood and get it printed on to clothing. my girlfriend would love it. perhaps a range of socks is in order too. how about some faux-semen-stained shoes, that'd be cool too.
  • Nobby
    > how about some faux-semen-stained shoes, that’d be cool too. I have some home made ones if you want to buy them. Although they are not faux.

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