NSFW - Mooncup marketing that'll make you see red

22 June 2011

It's the question that's seen many a marketer's soy-skimmed latte frappuccino go cold - how do you sell a reusable sanitary product to the ladies? At last we have the answer, and it's as shriekingly nauseating as the Mooncup itself.

There's a question mark over how many of these expressions are genuine alternatives to clunge. Also, extra minus points for trying to rhyme "vagina" with "inside ya". Unless you're serious as cancer when you say rhythm is a dancer.

7 comments

  • Dick
    Well that's half my Christmas presents sorted.
  • Melissa
    You sterilise them by boiling them in a pan, you know. Imagine coming home and asking what's for dinner...
  • zax
    HOW THE HELL IS THIS RELATED TO NFS ????
  • rugg
    they forgot wizard sleeve!!
  • Mooncunt
    And cunt, I didn't hear her say cunt. Everyone loves a cunt.
  • Q
    Never gonna watch Pingu in the same light again...
  • axisofevil
    "Cheaper One woman uses up to 22 items of sanitary protection every period. Regardless of your flow, you only need one Mooncup, and it lasts for years and years, making it the most economical sanitary product you can buy." Do you put it in the washing machine or the dish washer after use? Or neither?

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