NSFW - hide behind the sofa, it's the People of Walmart Rap

11 January 2010

Before you have a fit about Bitterwallet beaming pornography into your eyes, take a moment to appreciate you are staring at her back:

Bitterwallet - the People of Walmart

Yes, this is one of the many highlights of The People of Walmart, a blog we've celebrated several times for cataloging the great and the good consumers of the American supermarket chain. We've never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy in our local ASDA (also owned by Walmart) which is a shame because if we could keep the gag reflex in check, it'd be very entertaining.

College Humor has now created The People Of Walmart Rap to accompany an onslaught of imagery from the site. That's the reason for the NSFW tag - they drop a few F-bombs in the lyrics, but they're rarely as offensive as the sight of the American public. Sweet muscular Jesus.

7 comments

  • Nobby
    WTF are those called?
  • Andy D.
    Back tits?
  • pauski
    A doggie style tit wank? No... I can't get the image out of my head....No...
  • Holy S.
    They are called STIT. Also known as BBOOBS. It means she can make $5 from the front punter and $5 from the back.
  • spong
    That is so grim, It makes the Chicken-In-A-Can look appealing
  • Jack
    Hahah awesome, it does look quite grim inside Walmart, it must be like a giant poundstretcher but with even better prices, and even worse people
  • Walmart H.
    Very great post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wished to mention that I've really enjoyed surfing around your blog posts. After all I'll be subscribing in your rss feed and I'm hoping you write once more soon!

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