Now your wig doesn't have to smell like an abandoned farm any more

15 May 2009

If you’re anything like us here at Bitterwallet, you’re a brazen wig-wearer who is never fully satisfied with the freshness of your hairpiece. You’ll either have bad days or rotten days – sometimes you’ll find you simply can’t get ANYTHING done for the swarm of bluebottles that are constantly hassling your stinking syrup.

Now breathe. And relax. There is a revolution coming. The Wig Purifier is here and everything is going to be alright. Just place your hairpiece inside it before you retire to bed at night and while you sleep it will use ozone air to take away all the nasty pollution and bacteria that your wig has picked up during the day.

That’s ozone – the makers of the Purifier call it “natures’ most powerful disinfectant.” Mother Earth calls it “a fucking nightmare.” The jury, it seems, is still out. We’re not sure if it’ll do anything for the rancid wigs the Bitterwallet team are forced to wear in their ‘special areas’ but we’re shipping a Purifier in from the States right now (at only $367) and we’ll let you know how we get on.

[via Boing Boing]

6 comments

  • Mr P.
    Will it help with people not noticing that my hair and wig are slightly, but noticeably, different shades of ginger?
  • zeddy
    "Bacteria can live in your hairpiece for weeks". Huh! That's nothing. Bacteria live in your ringpiece permanently.
  • Rajeev S.
    I am hopeful that this will be of lot of value to people dealing with the problems of stinking wigs..Thanks for this.
  • Tom P.
    Waste of time posting this here, we are all young bucks with a full head of hair reading this crap on your BW site.....the staff must be all baldies...didn't you listen to you mum that [email protected] makes you go bald?
  • Andy D.
    @Tom - Did you actually sit and type that out? Really?
  • zeddy
    I guess your ringpiece could be called an "O" zone as well.....

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