Now your wig doesn't have to smell like an abandoned farm any more
If you’re anything like us here at Bitterwallet, you’re a brazen wig-wearer who is never fully satisfied with the freshness of your hairpiece. You’ll either have bad days or rotten days – sometimes you’ll find you simply can’t get ANYTHING done for the swarm of bluebottles that are constantly hassling your stinking syrup.
Now breathe. And relax. There is a revolution coming. The Wig Purifier is here and everything is going to be alright. Just place your hairpiece inside it before you retire to bed at night and while you sleep it will use ozone air to take away all the nasty pollution and bacteria that your wig has picked up during the day.
That’s ozone – the makers of the Purifier call it “natures’ most powerful disinfectant.” Mother Earth calls it “a fucking nightmare.” The jury, it seems, is still out. We’re not sure if it’ll do anything for the rancid wigs the Bitterwallet team are forced to wear in their ‘special areas’ but we’re shipping a Purifier in from the States right now (at only $367) and we’ll let you know how we get on.