Now your furry friend can have his own furry face furniture

6 November 2009

p2520_main If you’re a charity fundraising kind of guy, you might be taking part in Movember, the month-long moustache-growing festival with all funds raised going to The Prostate Cancer Charity. Men, it’s a worthy cause and a noble challenge, and no one would call you a pussy if you decided to start now, on the 6th of the month.

But what if your dog got upset and wanted to join in with your efforts to sprout a 30-day soup-strainer? We all know that canine jealousy can lead to dog depression and even suicide attempts as they try and hang themselves with their own leads.

Worry no more – the Humunga Stache is here. A rubber ball which will give the impression that your pooch has some impressive upper lip insulation of its own whenever it puts the ball in its mouth. And it’s only £9.95 – an essential purchase surely?

Impressed? No? Look, the picture made us laugh and it’s late on a Friday and we’ve raised some awareness for Movember so just fuck off okay?

4 comments

  • Chris
    Found this rather humerous in the description: "Clearly the result of an explosion in an idiot factory" @)
  • Brian
    Hi, brian here. My mother has taught me to be wary of men and women with a mustache, as they usually like to have a "GAY old time".
  • Brad
    Why dont you fuck off! YEAH!? COME IN THEN! YEAH COME ON! YEAH!!! COME ON! YOU AINT WORTH IT MATE!! COME ON! YEAH!?....
  • MAIA
    Hi Brian, clearly you noticed the model in the picture is a lady dog :)

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