Now your drab horse worries are no more...
Many, if not all of us, own at least one horse. We ride around on them as a mode of transport on a daily basis, while some of us enjoy lifting them clean above our heads as a method of getting fit and keeping strong.
But, let’s face it – horses look fucking boring don’t they? If only someone would make a range of bright, flashy costumes that we drape around our nags’ heads and over their bodies, then life would be so much more interesting.
Brace yourselves horse fans, because someone has.
They’re a company called The Horse Tailor and you can choose from an extensive range of horse costumes that will make your trusty steed look like something from a nightmarish remake of It’s A Knockout.
From the ‘fairytale’ range, you can now dress your horse as a fairy princess, big bad wolf or a witch (among others) while the ‘movies’ range will allow you to disguise your horse as Batman, Harry Potter, the Pink Panther, Superman and many, many more.
They’re not cheap (averaging just over £100 per costume) but invest in one and you’ll never ever have anyone shout ‘Hey mate, your horse just looks like… a horse’ again as you trot by. A small price to pay…