Now you can pointlessly deceive the world about your manhood

7 January 2011

Chaps! Are you keen to enhance the look of your ‘junk’? Embarrassed that your ‘package’ is quite as impressive as it might be? Do you spend an inordinate amount of time wandering around without any trousers on?

This could be your lucky day then – the Shock Jock Flirt Brief could be just what you’re after.

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It’s almost the male equivalent of a woman stuffing a couple of chicken fillets into her bra – a pair of undercrackers that come with a built-in plastic cup that is etched with ‘authentic-looking male features’. And all for only $29.00 per pair!

Of course, we ordered a bunch of them for all of us here and they all got SMASHED apart as soon as we put them on. Still, not everyone’s like US…

[Gawker]

5 comments

  • Alexis
    Is a non-Jewish version available?
  • Dino
    Aaah, its because its American. American's are normally circumcised, to the extent that they think its odd when a man isn't. Bizarre.
  • Annie
    Gotta love their description for their "Show-It Flashback Boxer" "This boxer lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any padding. It also features the frontal comfy cup that gently lifts and supports a man's best assets. This front horseshoe shaped inner cup is lined by soft elastic that gently aids in the lifting and adds up to 1.5 inches (3.8 cm) to a man's frontal measurement and provides the biggest natural enhancement of any underwear."
  • Nick
    Now available to buy in the UK from Bang Lads Boxer £27 Brief £25 http://www.banglads.com/search.html?query=flirt&search.x=0&search.y=0
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