Now you can pointlessly deceive the world about your manhood
Chaps! Are you keen to enhance the look of your ‘junk’? Embarrassed that your ‘package’ is quite as impressive as it might be? Do you spend an inordinate amount of time wandering around without any trousers on?
This could be your lucky day then – the Shock Jock Flirt Brief could be just what you’re after.
It’s almost the male equivalent of a woman stuffing a couple of chicken fillets into her bra – a pair of undercrackers that come with a built-in plastic cup that is etched with ‘authentic-looking male features’. And all for only $29.00 per pair!
Of course, we ordered a bunch of them for all of us here and they all got SMASHED apart as soon as we put them on. Still, not everyone’s like US…