Now you can find out how sloppy your seconds have really been
In what can in no way be described as an attention-seeking piece of web tomfoolery, the sharp-witted pharmacists at Lloyds have upped a scary sexual history game which can tell you just how much… er, porridge you’ve… er stirred over the years.
It’s called the Sex Degrees Of Separation Calculator and within seconds of you inputting some personal stats, it’ll tell you how vast your sexual network is, spreading out as far as six generations of Yankee doodle fun.
Here at BWHQ, we all had a go and the computers all blew up – that’s how sexually brilliant we all are. Honest.
Have fun with it kids, and think carefully before you take the ‘Yes, I’d like to upload the results to Twitter’ option. You never know who’ll be watching.