Now you can be eco-warrior bag-head Mexican wrestling superhero!
Here at Bitterwallet, the two things we love ahead and above everything else are saving the planet and Mexican wrestling. With that in mind, we momentarily raised a wry arched eyebrow when we saw this. As you’d hope and expect, the promotional spiel explains it all…
"Who's ECO WARRIOR?" Anyone can be a HERO! ECO WARRIOR BAG is a eco-bag that represents you are an Environment activist. If you see "Anti-manner" people like throwing away a cigarette butt on street, not separating garbage by type, transform ECO WARRIOR! Then, give them a warning very kindly instead of a drop kick. Standard class and High class that is printed with lame ink are available.
It's from Japan, naturally, but it all seems a little bit too good to be true. The only potential snag we could find comes courtesy of the complete absence of any eye-holes. Get your navigation wrong and instead of tackling an ‘anti-manner’ person, you could find yourself leaping on the back of an unsuspecting pensioner or a vending machine that sells schoolgirl’s knickers.
Stay strong eco-crimefighters!